An airline pilot finishes giving a message to the passengers & forgetting to turn off the intercom says to his co-pilot "Thats us done for the next 3 hrs so i'm gonna have a sh*t then i'm gonna shag the arse off that new blonde stewardess.

In the cabin the stewardess hears him & rushes down the aisle to tell him to turn off the inter-com.

Half way down an old lady grabs her arm & says "No need to rush love,he's having a sh*t first."