Man goes to the doctor complaining about a sore bottom.
The doctor asks the man to remove his trousers and then examines the gentleman's sheriffs badge.
'Hmmmmm, never seen this before' says the doctor upon which he then proceeds to get a pair of forceps.
The doctor then removes a lettuce leaf from the mans rusty washer.
The man says ' that feels a lot better doctor, is that all?'
' Nay' says the doctor ' I think its just the tip of the iceberg'