A woman is looking to re-enter the work force, now that her kids are all grown up. But before applying anywhere she goes to the doctors' for a physical before taking on a new job. When she returns her hubby notices she's just busting with pride and all chuffed.

So he says; "What's all this about?"

She says, "I've just been to the doctors' and he said I've got the body of a twenty year old, and the heart of a 16 year old".

To which her hubby fires back..."What about your 50 year old ass?"

"Your name never came up." She replies!