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    Zoo

    an irish man and his son went to the zoo, a sign said " feed the elephant a bun to get your age". the little boy gives the elephant a bun and it stamps its foot 6 times, "wow" says the boy, "thats right i am 6, you have a go dad", so the dad gives the elephant a bun.... a moment later the elephants farts and stamps twice, "bejesus thats right" said the father " i am farty two!"
    slowly slowly catch a monkey..

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    I went to tha same zoo a few weeks later and all they had was a small dog in a cage..I complained and they told me it was a ****zu
    Below is a link to my website.
    Quad sticks

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