As my girlfriend ran out the room, she turned and shouted at me, 'And you know what? We're finished. You're bankrupt and the way you wander round the streets so aimlessly, it's a surprise you don't one day end up in prison!' 'But babe...' I said, taking a step forward.
'No, go away. Oh, and don't even bother saying you love me, because I saw you cheating! You cheat!' She screamed, there was a tear in her eye as she slammed the door.

She'll be back, I thought. She always gets over emotional when we play Monopoly.