A scotsman and his ever nagging wife were on holliday in jerusalem

when the wife suddenly died. The undertaker said "it will cost 5000

to ship her home, or 50 to bury her here". The husband said "ship

her home". The undertaker said "but Sir why don't you bury her here

in the Holy Land and save the money". The husband said "listen here

pal, a long long time ago a man called Jesus was buried here and 3

days later he rose from the dead am no taken any chance.........