A Catholc priest is drivin down the road when he runs over a frog-

think'n that he had surely killed the frog he stops & is amazed to

find the frog alive! "save me" says the frog so the priest takes him

home to nurse. Tuckin the frog into bed & give'n it some fly soup

the frog starts to recover- " read me a story" says the frog &

as the priest does the frog starts to fall asleep- as the priest

tiptoes out of the room the frog wakes and says "I can't sleep

without a kiss" . The priest leans over and as he kisses the frog

it turns into an 11 year old boy-

AND THAT M'LORD IS THE CASE FOR THE DEFENCE!!