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    Bank Robber.

    I plan on dressing up in a clown wig and make up and only wearing a thong and nipple tassels.
    I'll carry a goat and a can of fluorescent paint in one arm and, while in the bank, I'm going to f**k the goat and throw the paint over the walls, all the time ripping up pages of a phonebook and swearing my head off. After getting the money, I'll take a sh*t on the floor and piss everywhere. I then will escape in a van shaped like a giant pink cock.

    Let's see Crimewatch stage a reconstruction of that.

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    You won`t see it as you will be in the loony bin !

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    Dressing up

    Typical day for me

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