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    Femail Marine Pilot

    Female Marine Pilot
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    > The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to
    > tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids
    > came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.
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    > There were all the regular types of stuff: Spilled milk and pennies saved.
    > But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left.
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    > "Janie, do you have a story to share?"
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    > 'Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine
    > pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over
    > enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a
    > survival knife.
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    > She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then
    > her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15
    > of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with
    > the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her
    > bare hands."
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    > ''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. What did your Daddy tell you
    > was the moral to this horrible story?"
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    > "Don't f**k with Mommy when she's been drinking."
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    I need to stop reading these at work!

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