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    Dog For Sale


    A guy is driving around the back woods of
    Montana and he sees a sign in front of abroken down shanty-stylehouse: 'Talking Dog For Sale 'He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

    The guy goes into the backyard and sees a
    nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

    'You talk?' he asks.

    'Yep,' the Lab replies.

    After the guy recovers from the shock of
    hearinga dog talk, he says 'So,what's your story?'

    The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I
    discoveredthat I could talk when I was pretty young.. I wanted to help the government, so I told theCIA.

    In no time at all they had me jetting from
    country to country, sitting in rooms with spiesand world leaders, because no one figured adog would be eavesdropping.'

    'I was one of their most valuable spies for
    eightyears running...

    But the jetting around really tired me out,

    and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so

    I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job

    at the airport to do some undercover security,

    wandering near suspicious characters and

    listening in. I uncovered some incredible
    dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'

    'I got married, had amess of puppies, and
    now I'm just retired.'

    The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks

    the owner what he wants for the dog.

    'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

    'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on

    earth are you selling him so cheap?'

    'Because he's a liar. He's never been out of

    the yard'

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