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    Daily dose of humor.

    The following is from a children's book, Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which
    The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

    So:-

    1 . Use the third letter of your first name to
    Determine your New first name:
    A = snickle
    B = doombah
    C = goober
    D = cheesey
    E = crusty
    F = greasy
    G = dumbo
    H = farcus
    I = dorky
    J = doofus
    K = funky
    L = boobie
    M = sleezy
    N = sloopy
    O = fluffy
    P = stinky
    Q = slimy
    R = dorfus
    S = snooty
    T = tootsie
    U = dipsy
    V = sneezy
    W = liver
    X = skippy
    Y = dink y
    Z = zippy

    2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
    Of your new last name:

    A = dippin
    B = feather
    C = batty
    D = burger
    E = chicken
    F = barffy
    G = lizard
    H = waffle
    I = farkle
    J = monkey
    K = flippin
    L = fricken
    M = bubble
    N = rhino
    O = potty
    P = hamster
    Q = buckle
    R = gizzard
    S = lickin
    T = snickle
    U = chuckle
    V = pickle
    W = Hubble
    X = dingle
    Y = gorilla
    Z = girdle

    3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half
    Of your new last name:
    A = butt
    B = boob
    C = face
    D = no se
    E = hump
    F = breath
    G = pants
    H = shorts
    I = lips
    J = honker
    K = head
    L = tush
    M = chunks
    N = dunkin
    O = brains
    P = biscuits
    Q = toes
    R = doodle
    S = fanny
    T = sniffer
    U = sprinkles
    V = frack
    W = squirt
    X = humperdinck
    Y = hiney
    Z = juice

    Thus, for example, Jeremy Clarkson would be DORFUS FRICKEN BUTT.

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