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    Are you in Love, in lust or married ?

    For those of you who question whether you are in love, in lust, or really married, the following descriptions may help to clear things up.


    Love - When intercourse is called - making love.
    Lust - When intercourse is called - screwing.
    Marriage - What's intercourse?

    Love - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
    Lust - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
    Marriage - When you lose your child in a crowded room.

    Love - When you share everything you own.
    Lust - When you steal everything they own.
    Marriage - When the bank owns everything.

    Love - When it doesn't matter if you don't reach a climax.
    Lust - When the relationship ends if you don't reach a climax.
    Marriage - What's a climax?

    Love - When you phone each other just to say Hi.
    Lust - When you phone each other to choose a hotel room.
    Marriage - When you phone each other to bitch.

    Love - When you write poems about your partner.
    Lust - When all you write is your phone number.
    Marriage - When all you write is cheques.

    Love - When you show concern for your partner's feelings.
    Lust - When you couldn't give a ****.
    Marriage - When your only concern is what's on TV.

    Love - When your farewell is "I love you, darling... "
    Lust - When your farewell is "Same time next week?"
    Marriage - When your farewell is a relief.

    Love - When your heart flutters every time you see them.
    Lust - When your groin twitches every time you see them.
    Marriage - When your wallet empties every time you see them.

    Love - When nobody else matters.
    Lust - When nobody else knows.
    Marriage - When everybody else matters and you don't care who knows.

    Love - When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
    Lust - When the song on the radio determines how you do it.
    Marriage - When you listen to talk radio.

    Love - When breaking up is something you try not to think about.
    Lust - When staying together is something you try not to think about.
    Marriage - When just getting through the day is your only thought.

    Love - When you're only interested in doing things WITH your partner.
    Lust - When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner.
    Marriage - When you're only interested in your golf score.


    Last edited by squirrelnutkin; 10-01-2012 at 17:41.

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