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    Italian Cruise Ship

    I was watching the news about the stricken Italian Cruise Ship and the Sky presenter said 'she's lying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis court'. Well, I just happened to glance at the wife and now its all kicked off!!
    Below is a link to my website.
    Quad sticks

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    I rang my local model shop today.
    I asked "Do you have a model of an italian cruise liner ?"
    He replied "Your in luck sir, we have just one left"
    I said "Could you put it on one side for me"

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    There is a place on this planet for all of God's creatures, right next to my tatties and gravy!!!

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    Well, it beats a weekend in Belfast! (Or Bridgend, come to thinkof it...)

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    Nobody won the lottery on the cruise liner that evening............................. ,so it will be a rollover.

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