A young blonde called 999 on her mobile phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the police: 'They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, clutch and even the accelerator!' she cried.
The officer said, 'Stay calm. An officer is on the way.' A few minutes later, the officer radios in 'Disregard.' He says. 'She got in the back-seat by mistake.'