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    An Obituary printed in the London Times

    Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: - Knowing when to come in out of the rain; - Why the early bird gets the worm; - Life isn't always fair; - and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son, Reason. He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights I Want It Now Someone Else Is To Blame I'm A Victim Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone

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    The problem with common sense is the it is not very common and being inteligent is not normally a pre curser for common sense.
    AT THE AGE OF 50 I DECIDED I WAS GOING TO GROW OLD F***ING DISGRACEFULLY

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    that was very well written and how true it all is , now human rights has taken his place

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    Quote Originally Posted by K333ROE View Post
    I like it, a lot....
    Quote Originally Posted by sikadog View Post
    The problem with common sense is the it is not very common and being inteligent is not normally a pre curser for common sense.
    Quote Originally Posted by midge View Post
    that was very well written and how true it all is , now human rights has taken his place


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    +3 very well put together and the ironys in the truth of it all

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    The only problem about human rights is that thay MUST be accompanied by "Common Sense" and sadly thay are not!.


    I feel a little lost now that you have told me thay have passed on!.


    ATB Barry

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    That's it I'm emigrating.........anyone know where Common Sense's relations might be?

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