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    The After Life

    A couple made a deal that whoever died first they would come back & tell the other all about the after life. Husband died first and made contact.
    "Is that you Fred?"
    "yes I've come back to tell you what it's like. I have sex in the morning then breakfast. Then off to the golf course then more sex. I sunbathe, then have sex again. A quick lunch, romp round the golf course then sex for the rest of the afternoon. Later I have a bit supper and even more sex"
    "Oh Fred you must be in heaven"
    "No, I'm a f**king rabbit in Norfolk"
    Last edited by Gazza; 11-02-2012 at 13:35.

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