Irish Paddy was telling Mick about his first sky dive.

When I got to the door, I couldn't jump out of the f#####g plane Micky, so the 6' 7" negro sky dive instructor unzips his fly and flops out his 14" thick as c##k and says "Paddy, if you don't jump you're gonna get this motherf####r up your Irish a##e."

Micky asked Paddy , "Geezuz did you jump Paddy?".


Paddy replies "A little bit when it first went in Micky."