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    Hell and back

    One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and dies.
    He immediately goes to hell,where the devilish waiting for him.

    "I don't know what to do here,"says the devil. You are on my list, but I have no room for you.
    You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you, I'll letoneof them go,but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves.

    George thought that sounded pretty good,so the devil opened the door to the first room.

    In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in and surfacing, empty handed. Over and over and over he dived in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.

    "No," George said, I don't think so, I'm not

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    Quote Originally Posted by giveittheoffer View Post
    One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and dies.
    He immediately goes to hell,where the devilish waiting for him.

    "I don't know what to do here,"says the devil. You are on my list, but I have no room for you.
    You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you, I'll letoneof them go,but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves.

    George thought that sounded pretty good,so the devil opened the door to the first room.

    In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in and surfacing, empty handed. Over and over and over he dived in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.

    "No," George said, I don't think so, I'm not
    a very good swimmer and I panic when my head's under water"

    "Fair dos", says Auld Nick, closing that door and opening the next one to reveal Bill Clinton lying stark naked, with Monica Lewinsky bending over him doing what she was most famous for doing to him.

    "Wow!", said Bush, "That'll do me for all eternity"

    "Alll righty", says the horned one, "Monica! You're free to go"

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