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Thread: Stalking Corporal Jones style...

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    Stalking Corporal Jones style...

    Hi all,

    Maybe we're doing it all wrong.... here's how they do it on the other side of the pond.... (erm, need I say this...not recommended!)



    D'oh!

    Steve

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    Luckily when walking in the hills I always carry a shovel, sword, underwater fighting knife, and a couple of daggers, just in case! Now I come to think of it, maybe a mobile phone and a mars bar may be better!

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    "That's nod a knoife?" ..... "The-at's a knoife" ..... Crocodile Dundee 1986

    And... Did I hear correctly?... Is this man hoping for some sort of sexual encounter with a bear and/or a moose? .... Weird guy.

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    I think a grizzly may well F**k him, but not in a nice way.

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    Hysterical.

    However, I was a bit disappointed - with the thread title, I was expecting a butchers van full of stalkers shooting out of little round peepholes on each side...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knottaclu View Post
    Hysterical.

    However, I was a bit disappointed - with the thread title, I was expecting a butchers van full of stalkers shooting out of little round peepholes on each side...
    Open, two three. Aim, two three. Bang, two three. Bang, two three. Bang, two three.

    To which might be added - Good shot. Reload, two three.

    The chap in the video must be the only man in America who gets short of breath lying on his back!
    Last edited by Iwrch; 14-03-2012 at 11:09.
    /l\ Y gwir yn erbyn y byd /l\

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iwrch View Post
    The chap in the video must be the only man in America who gets short of breath lying on his back!
    - though I doubt he's the only one who get outa breath doing naff - just the fact he's in a ditch, not a Maccy D !

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    show it to the ramblers association , just what you want on a footpath isnt he . What a nutter

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    It's not April 1st already is it....?
    Nothing is worse than having an itch you can never scratch

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