Talk show is taking place on Radio 3 and its obvious the intellectual host is snob and a pain in the ass.

He has a quiz and challenges the audience to give him a word thats not in the dictionary, use it in a sentence and if genuine, your successful, and win the prize!

Wee Gaswegian guy phones.

"Whats your word caller?" asks the host.

"Gaun" he says.

"Ok. How is it spelled and give me a sentence with the word in it"

"G-A -U-N . And gaun fu*k yersell!."

The disgusted host promptly hangs up horrified

Short time later another Glaswegian calls

Whats your word? asks the host

"Shmee" he says

"OK How it spelled and give me a sentence with the word in it"

S-H-M-E-E

"Shmee again. And gaun fu*k yersell"