In the Pub the other day I was telling that old joke about what do you do if you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Answer. Throw in your washing. We were all having a good laugh about this when this big ******* tapped me on the shoulder and said 'I donít find that very funny. My brother was an epileptic and he died in the bath during one of his fits' I said 'Sorry mate, did he drown' 'No' he said, 'he choked on a sock'