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    This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years.
    The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting
    loudly every morning when he awoke.

    The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water
    and make her gasp for air.

    Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because
    it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was
    perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that
    one day he would blow his guts out.

    The years went by and he continued to blast them out!

    Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner

    and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had
    put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts
    and a malicious thought came to her.

    She took the bowl and went up stairs where her husband was sound asleep
    and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic
    waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his


    Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting
    which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic
    footsteps as he ran into the bathroom.

    The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor
    laughing, tears in her eyes!

    After years of torture, she reckoned she had got him back pretty good.

    About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his
    bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her
    lip as she asked him what was the matter.

    He said, "Honey, you were right All these years you have warned me and I

    didn't listen to you."

    "What do you mean?" asked his wife.

    "Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts
    out, and today it finally happened.

    But, by the grace of God, some Vaseline and two fingers, I think I got
    most of them back in...

  2. #2
    Tika.308, That was excellent, I'm still laughing now.


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    so am i mate,and i got the email at 07.30 this morning

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