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    How High Can A Bear Jump?

    Apologies for high-jacking a sensible question from pine martin but while searching for a sensible answer came across this - only in america...


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    Mary had a little bear
    To which she was so kind;
    And everywhere that Mary went
    You saw her bear following her.

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    Mary had a little lamb , she also had a bear , Ive often seen her little lamb , Ive never seen her bare

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    mary had a little lamb
    it wouldnt stop it its gruntin
    so she took it up the fitba park
    and kicked its little c*** in

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    Mary had a little lamb:
    The midwife was upset,
    'I warned your mother that a ram
    Was not an ideal pet!'

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    Mary had a little lamb,
    she also had a duck.
    She put them on the mantlepiece
    to see if they would .........




























    fall off.
    https://www.justgiving.com/John-Slee/
    "He who kills sow with piglets empties the forest of boar" My neighbours dad on new years eve 2011.

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    Mary had a little lamb,
    She kept it in a bucket,
    And every time that it got out
    Her bulldog tried to put it back in again

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    Mary had a little lamb
    Her father shot it dead
    Now it goe's to school with her
    Between two rounds of bread

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dalua View Post
    Mary had a little lamb,
    She kept it in a bucket,
    And every time that it got out
    Her bulldog tried to put it back in again
    Dalua why dosn't the last line rhyme !!!!!!!! He He

    Like your responce as well Basil

    Jimbo
    Last edited by Jimbo 30 06; 10-06-2012 at 08:47.

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