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    Never assume that men understand.

    A WOMAN WAS IN A COMA.
    > SHE HAD BEEN IN IT FOR MONTHS.
    > NURSES WERE IN HER ROOM GIVING HER A BED BATH.
    > ONE OF THEM WAS WASHING HER PRIVATE AREA AND NOTICED THAT THERE WAS A
    SLIGHT RESPONSE ON THE MONITOR WHENEVER SHE TOUCHED HER THERE.
    > THEY TRIED IT AGAIN AND SURE ENOUGH, THERE WAS DEFINITE MOVEMENT.
    > THEY WENT TO HER HUSBAND AND EXPLAINED WHAT HAPPENED, TELLING HIM, 'AS
    > CRAZY AS THIS SOUNDS, MAYBE A LITTLE 'ORAL SEX' WILL DO THE TRICK & BRING
    HER OUT OF THE COMA.'
    > THE HUSBAND WAS SKEPTICAL, BUT THEY ASSURED HIM THAT THEY WOULD CLOSE THE
    CURTAINS FOR PRIVACY.
    > THE HUSBAND FINALLY AGREED AND WENT INTO HIS WIFE'S ROOM.
    > AFTER A FEW MINUTES THE WOMAN'S MONITOR FLAT LINED, NO PULSE, NO HEART
    RATE.
    > THE NURSES RUN BACK INTO THE ROOM.
    > 'WHAT HAPPENED!?' THEY CRIED.
    > THE HUSBAND SAID, 'I'M NOT SURE; MAYBE SHE CHOKED.'
    >
    > NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND.

    basil.

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