Mr Simpson went into hospital for chest surgery.

Whilst there the old nurse gave him a bed bath and could not help noticing that he had a tattoo on his cock.

So when she was going off duty and the young charge nurse came on duty she remarked to her that she had given him a bed bath and that she had noticed that he had a tattoo the read LUDO.

The following day the old nurse came back on to do her daily shift and she said to the young nurse when you give Mr Simpson a bed bath did you see his tottoo?

The young charge nurse acknowledged that she had but proclaimed that the Tatto did not say LUDO at all.

The old nurse was curious and enquired if it wasnt LUDO what was it then as she was sure she was right.

The young charge nurse replied that it was Llandudno