There was a bit of confusion at the supermarket this morning.

When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said,

“Strip down facing me.”

Making a mental note to complain to my MP about the way I was being treated, I did just as she had instructed when the hysterical shrieking and security alarms finally subsided; I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future...