Young lad is at home when there is a knock on the door, He goes to the door, he has stockings on, high heel shoes a little mini skirt with a push you up bra a face full of make-up and big hoop earings, A joint in one hand and a whisky in the other.
The gas man asks is your mum or dad in.....
To which he replies........... DOES IT F!!KING LOOK LIKE IT.......