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    Doctor required.

    Surely there must be a few medical people on this fine forum. The residents of the island of Jura off the West coast of sunny Scotland require a new GP.
    What an opportunity for a sporting man or woman. Red Deer, record goats, all sorts of fishing, whisky by the bucketload. Verily the life of Riley.
    Go to it folks. Get the word out.

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    Do they want a vet?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Apache View Post
    Do they want a vet?

    Pretty sure the skills are transferable .... reckon some of the GPs I've come across were really vets O_o

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    Quote Originally Posted by Apache View Post
    Do they want a vet?

    ....could you not ask sick people to attend surgery dressed up as animals??
    Nothing is worse than having an itch you can never scratch

    "...Nicely just doesn't cut the cheese....." A new twist on management-speak courtesy of a colleague.

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    Quote Originally Posted by merlin View Post
    ....could you not ask sick people to attend surgery dressed up as animals??

    I have seen some coming out of our local doctors like that!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by goathunter1 View Post
    Surely there must be a few medical people on this fine forum. The residents of the island of Jura off the West coast of sunny Scotland require a new GP.
    What an opportunity for a sporting man or woman. Red Deer, record goats, all sorts of fishing, whisky by the bucketload. Verily the life of Riley.
    Go to it folks. Get the word out.
    do you think there will be time to play ,the doc is on the hill stalking ,try a aspro se if it clears up,will go down well,we live in a small island comunity and the doc gets little time to her self.

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    plus that fine tipple ,wish i was a doctor

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    I've been known to do some gynaecology

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