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    last words of a dying man

    The family were gathered round his bedside. They knew he didn't have long to go. He tried to speak but couldn't manage it, so he gestured towards the bedside table. Someone handed him the pen and paper that were lying there. He managed to write something down and handed the sheet to his son, and then the old man gave a gasp and died. "What did he say, dad?" asked the grandson. Choking back tears, he looked at the sheet and saw the old man's dying words, "You're standing on my oxygen pipe you idiot."
    Last edited by JMS906; 05-09-2012 at 15:13.

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