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    Oh Dear oh dear...

    seems the Mrs may have a bun in the oven!

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    Join the club mate! Thought we had finished with all that mullarkey considering we already have four girls! But no we have a suprise little boy due to join us in January.we are really happy though.
    Congratulations to you and the misses.

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    A little confused. What are you wanting:


    • Congratulating?
    • Tips on pushing her down the stairs?*
    • Help beating up the milkman/postman/next door neighbour?*


    (*)

    Section 161 of the Highways Act 1980 (England & Wales) makes it an offence to discharge a firearm within 50 ft of the centre of a highway with vehicular rights without lawful authority or excuse, if as a result a user of the highway is injured, interrupted or endangered.

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    Ha, God's revenge for all the things you did as a younger man!It is a great thing, I am just too old to do it again. Congrats.
    Brian.

    Just because you are paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you......

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    Well congratulations! But at the same time commiserations on the lack of shooting time over the next decade or so!

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    Congratulations, I think

    Exiting times ahead, I wish you and your wife all the best.

    Kind Regards

    Alex

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    What caused that then ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by stalkinginengland View Post
    What caused that then ?
    arguably not a misfire!

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    Congratulations, you will just have to spend more time out shooting to avoid all that dreadful squawking, at least until the baby is born. atb Tim

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