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    Stalking sayings , proverbs or poems

    Does anyone have any stalking poems , proverbs or sayings they know , traditional , stirring and amusing . I remember reading a piece written by bogtrotter called the quickening that was rather moving . I wonderd if any of you know of any more ?

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    i have heard this saying many times when gentlemen are out shooting with their dogs, it is said by deer stalkers, rough shooters and wildfowlers alike...
    "come back here ya f**king bast*rd !!!!"
    apologies, i couldnt resist that

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    I was asked why women like deer stalkers . answer they go deep in the bush can shoot more than once and eat what they shoot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil_Bri View Post
    i have heard this saying many times when gentlemen are out shooting with their dogs, it is said by deer stalkers, rough shooters and wildfowlers alike...
    "come back here ya f**king bast*rd !!!!"
    apologies, i couldnt resist that
    ha ha ha ha ha ! +1

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    Quote Originally Posted by 6pointer View Post
    I was asked why women like deer stalkers . answer they go deep in the bush can shoot more than once and eat what they shoot.
    Eat away Davie,what we shoot(not deer)
    I never knew you were that way inclined

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    George i have been deep in many a bush over the years out stalking and dealt with many an older . schiehallion i have no idea mate its an old saying that's been around for years about us. But it dose sound better than deep in the thorny sitka and i am probably more often to be found there nowadays how things change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil_Bri View Post
    i have heard this saying many times when gentlemen are out shooting with their dogs, it is said by deer stalkers, rough shooters and wildfowlers alike...
    "come back here ya f**king bast*rd !!!!"
    apologies, i couldnt resist that
    Know it all too well these days

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    "I was spot on, I defently hit it."

    "there's no way I could have missed that"

    Very common comments in fact I've used them myself on occasions
    andrew

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    I always remember rifle bolt binos and knife by the good ol "spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch"

    A good mate of mine from zummerzett, uses it all the time, unfortunately he still forgot his magazine last time lol.

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    BUCK FEVER!!!!

    i seem to suffer badly from this!!!

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