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    Fifty Sheds Of Grey

    The novel "Fifty Shades Of Grey" has seduced women - and baffled blokes. Now an alternative for men, Fifty Sheds Of Grey, offers a
    treat for the men. The book has author Colin Grey recounting his love encounters at the bottom of the garden. Here are some extracts...

    Fifty Sheds Of Grey

    We tried various positions - round the back, on the side,
    up against a wall...
    but in the end we came to the conclusion the bottom of the
    garden was the only place for a good shed.

    She stood before me, trembling in my shed.
    "I'm yours for the night," she gasped, "You can do
    whatever you want with me."
    So I took her to McDonalds.

    She knelt before me on the shed floor and tugged gently
    at first, then harder until finally it came.
    I moaned with pleasure. Now for the other boot.

    Ever since she read THAT book, I've had to buy all kinds
    of ropes, chains and shackles.
    She still manages to get into the shed, though.

    "Put on this rubber suit and mask," I instructed, calmly.
    "Mmmm, kinky!" she purred.
    "Yes," I said, "You can't be too careful with all that
    asbestos in the shed roof."

    "I'm a very naughty girl," she said, biting her lip. "I
    need to be punished."
    So I invited my mum to stay for the weekend.

    "Harder!" she cried, gripping the workbench tightly.
    "Okay," I said. "What's the gross national product of

    I lay back exhausted, gazing happily out of the shed
    Despite my concerns about my inexperience, my rhubarb had
    come up a treat.

    "Are you sure you can take the pain?" she demanded,
    brandishing stilettos.
    "I think so," I gulped. "Here we go, then," she said, and
    showed me the

    "Hurt me!" she begged, raising her skirt as she bent over
    my workbench.
    "Very well," I replied. "You've got fat ankles and no
    dress sense."

    "Are you sure you want this?" I asked. "When I'm done,
    you won't be able to sit down for weeks."
    She nodded.
    "Okay," I said, putting the three-piece suite on eBay.

    "Punish me!" she cried. "Make me suffer like only a real
    man can!"
    "Very well," I replied, leaving the toilet seat up.

    "Pleasure and pain can be experienced simultaneously,"
    she said, gently
    massaging my back as we listened to her Coldplay CD

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    Excellent. Actually saw the book in whs today and nearly bought it for a laugh!

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    Mmm...was there a till prompt?

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