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    Boys night out.

    Why it is hard to have a boys night out when you are in a relationship:

    The other night I was invited out for a night with the "boys." I told my fiance that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the beers went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realising my fiance would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with her. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT !) The next morning my fiance asked me what time I got in, I told her "MIDNIGHT"... she didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then she said "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked her why, she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh ****" Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, laughed, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!
    Another 7mm08 shooter!

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    lmao, good one

    when i come home from hunting i allways wake rs up an blag her up with the time

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