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    the 3 thing fantasy xmas list...

    so I get my socks, smellies and chocs and the kids have taken over the xbox. What three things in a perfect world would have made my xmas the best one possible in this festive period?

    1) The lottery scratch card in my xmas card from mum wins 250,000 and not 2
    2) I open a card from my other half that has the booking details for a paid trip to France for driven Boar
    3) My mother in law goes home today and not in two weeks

    It's the little things

    I think for next year I will ask Santa for D cup breasts for the wife, that would be awesome......

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    Your lucky mate my mother in law does not go home for another two months, she is here for three.
    But wife has got a D cup already so best count my blessings.
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    1) Money won't make you happy, although it's true to say it makes being miserable more tolerable.

    2) The smell of garlic would be intolerable. Germany or Italy would be much better.

    3) You will miss her when she's gone. After all we all need someone to dislike, better it be a mother in law than an ex-wife. (I speak from experience.)

    * Special note. B,C,or D enjoy the last inch, the rest is just bulk


    Quote Originally Posted by paul at barony View Post
    so I get my socks, smellies and chocs and the kids have taken over the xbox. What three things in a perfect world would have made my xmas the best one possible in this festive period?

    1) The lottery scratch card in my xmas card from mum wins 250,000 and not 2
    2) I open a card from my other half that has the booking details for a paid trip to France for driven Boar
    3) My mother in law goes home today and not in two weeks

    It's the little things

    I think for next year I will ask Santa for D cup breasts for the wife, that would be awesome......

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    Be thankful your Mrs is on the smaller side.
    My Mrs said to me ..
    "Look at me, everything is going South"
    To which i replied ..
    Yes it is and when you lie down it goes East and West too.

    Mmmm, that didn`t go down well!!
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    "He who kills sow with piglets empties the forest of boar" My neighbours dad on new years eve 2011.

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    Paul,

    You and your trees.


    Stan.

    P.S. Typo, meant threes

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