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Thread: Why do people ********?

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    Why do people ********?

    Just been talking to someone who insists he shoots all his deer at 1200yds, its an accuracy international 6mm apparently,

    and met a bloke last week who tells me he has a special licence to deerstalk with his bow,

    edit the missing word starts Bulls...
    Last edited by bobt; 01-02-2013 at 16:12.

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    yeah spose you get them everywhere. a guy told me he got 52lb pike (very very unlikely in this coutry) but he couldnt get a picture of it as he didnt have a signal in his fone due to being out in the wilderness?!?!?!lol

    wonder how many deer he wounds/misses if he shoots at that range regular!!!

  3. #3
    because they need to make stuff to feel like they can be accepted by other human beings or people they aspire to be like, that and they're ********s.

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    And every week I travel to the moon to collect the blue cheese I like.
    AT THE AGE OF 50 I DECIDED I WAS GOING TO GROW OLD F***ING DISGRACEFULLY

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobt View Post
    Just been talking to someone who insists he shoots all his deer at 1200yds, its an accuracy international 6mm apparently,

    and met a bloke last week who tells me he has a special licence to deerstalk with his bow,
    hehe i done a nightshift with a guy once who told me that when the police get new equipment they call him in to teach them how to use it................near wet myself laughing , he wasnt impressed

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    Tell me about it. When I used to own a gunshop we used to get the worlds supply of bellends in there.

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    Pfffft 1200 is nowt could do that with the .223

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    Quote Originally Posted by sikadog View Post
    And every week I travel to the moon to collect the blue cheese I like.
    can you pick me some up next time i love it

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    I can hear him now... "You want a man with a 9 inch cock? Ha, I'm not folding mine in half for anyone!"

    Cheers
    i.
    Sako 75 6.5x55mm-Z6i 3-18x50. MauserM12 .308-SIII 6-24x50. Beretta 690 III Field 12b.
    "You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life."
    Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill (1874-1965)

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    Every now and again you find yourself in the presence of a ******** who wants to impress you.The last time it happened to me i was in a farmyard unloading my gear.
    This bloke, who turned out to be the farmers daughters new chap, told me all about shooting foxes with an air rifle, had won a shedload of trophys, and was known as the best shot on the island.He went on to say he didnt shoot anymore but could have anything he wanted because the police `trusted him`.He also had an uzi for vermin control once.
    If it wasnt for the fact that i didnt know what the farmer thought of him, i would have started laughing and took the piss he was so ridiculous.
    when this berk split with the girl, the farmer confided that he thought the bloke was a cock.I agreed.

    I think some people have such a low opinion of themselves they need to make things up.They are often called `walts`.

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