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Thread: Please help me with all my problems...

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    Please help me with all my problems...

    Since winning the lottery last week I've had some real problems - there's too many deer to shoot on my castle estate in Scotland, my girlfriend is best friends with Kelly brook and wants a threesome, and my c0ck is too big!

    Nothing's going right guys, what should I do?!

  2. #2
    slap yourself to wake up?

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    Send Kelly over here.
    "He who kills sow with piglets empties the forest of boar" My neighbours dad on new years eve 2011.

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    Dont worry, you'll get used to it ..... I did.

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    Buy your girlfriend and Kelly a pair of drag harnesses - get stuck into the cull - problem solved

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    Tell em its only kinky the first time

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    We all have problems - what's so special about yours ?

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    go and look after yourself and concentrate on your deer cull and I'll come support the two ladies as you seem ashy and nervous through lack of experience I'll bring along my Mrs and Cheryl Cole

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    S*1t happens...
    Blaser K95 Luxus Kipplaufbüchse .25-06Rem. Zeiss 8x56, 110gn Nosler Accubond = Game Over!

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    A problem shared is a problem halved!, Mrs Finnbear often lets me out, I could bring a rifle also!
    (The Unspeakable In Pursuit Of The Uneatable.) " If I can help, I will help!." Former S.A.C.S. member!

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