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    Haemorrhoids

    I went back to the doctors today. I said "I applied that pile cream you gave me and had a nasty reaction." He said "Where did you apply it "


    "On the bus" I said.

    One day I want to be as wonderful as my dogs think i am .....

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    mate of mine was having problems with his "farmers" the doc gave him some pessaries, after a week he want back and said for all the good they are, I may as well have stuck em up my ar5e.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobt View Post
    mate of mine was having problems with his "farmers" the doc gave him some pessaries, after a week he want back and said for all the good they are, I may as well have stuck em up my ar5e.
    Gave "him" a pessary? ....... Ouch!

    Maybe a suppository would have been a bit easier to administer?

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