JUST WHEN I THINK I'VE HEARD
> THE
> "BEST BLONDE JOKE" EVER,
> ALONG
> COMES ONE LIKE THIS!
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> A blonde heard that baths in
> milk would
> make her beautiful. She left
> a note for her milkman Dave to leave 25 gallons
> of milk.
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> When the milkman read the
> note, he felt
> there must be a mistake.
> Dave thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked
> on the door to clarify the point.
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> The blonde came to the door
> and the
> milkman said, "I found your
> note asking
> me to leave 25 gallons of
> milk. Did you
> mean 2.5 gallons?"
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>
> The blonde said, "No, I want
> 25 gallons.
> I'm going to fill my bathtub
> up with milk
> and take a milk bath so I
> can look young
> and beautiful again."
>
> David the milkman asked, "Do
> you want it pasteurized?"
>
> The blonde said, "No, just up
> to my tits..
> I can splash it on my eyes."
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