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    The biggest numpty yet

    So we let this guy do a spot of pigeon shooting for us today , he had about 3 shots despite there being over 200 birds about on the clover .
    He came into the farm and this is how the conversation went ....
    Numpty: alright mate , got any foxes about ?

    " yes a few but I take care of them myself with a mate as and when we can get out "

    " you want to let me out on them with my tool !"

    "Do I ? Why's that ? "

    " I've got this new calibre - the .22-250 it's the best you can get for it "

    " oh yes I've heard of them "

    " best calibre out there , I've taken everything from foxes to moose with it "

    "really ? Have you shot many deer with it in this country ?"

    "Hundreds mate , they don't know what's hit them , I use a meopta red dot scope - they're the best you can get , they make all the optics for the big brands ! ! And a sako rifle "

    " surely that's breaking the law ? Shooting them in this country with that calibre ?"

    To which this fool replied "no mate I have an open ticket , and I'm aloud to shoot deer in urban populations with it because there's no risk of ricochet !!!!!"

    At this point I realised I could really have some fun with this one ! So I asked him if he had anything bigger

    to which he replied " ive got a .338 lapua as well but I don't like folks to know if I'm honest - I'm not supposed to use it on foxes !!!!"

    having had my fun I made my excuses and went back to work . But seriously what an old fool .
    ifyour on this site , I hope you read this !

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    ah bless, he just wants to impress you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Acm View Post
    So we let this guy do a spot of pigeon shooting for us today , he had about 3 shots despite there being over 200 birds about on the clover .
    He came into the farm and this is how the conversation went ....
    Numpty: alright mate , got any foxes about ?

    " yes a few but I take care of them myself with a mate as and when we can get out "

    " you want to let me out on them with my tool !"

    "Do I ? Why's that ? "

    " I've got this new calibre - the .22-250 it's the best you can get for it "

    " oh yes I've heard of them "

    " best calibre out there , I've taken everything from foxes to moose with it "

    "really ? Have you shot many deer with it in this country ?"

    "Hundreds mate , they don't know what's hit them , I use a meopta red dot scope - they're the best you can get , they make all the optics for the big brands ! ! And a sako rifle "

    " surely that's breaking the law ? Shooting them in this country with that calibre ?"

    To which this fool replied "no mate I have an open ticket , and I'm aloud to shoot deer in urban populations with it because there's no risk of ricochet !!!!!"

    At this point I realised I could really have some fun with this one ! So I asked him if he had anything bigger

    to which he replied " ive got a .338 lapua as well but I don't like folks to know if I'm honest - I'm not supposed to use it on foxes !!!!"

    having had my fun I made my excuses and went back to work . But seriously what an old fool .
    ifyour on this site , I hope you read this !

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    Legal or not legal I would back the 22-250 as one of the rifles that kills the most deer in this country.

    But that guy is just a plank.

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    What is he shooting pigeon with a hmr.lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by eggy s View Post
    Legal or not legal I would back the 22-250 as one of the rifles that kills the most deer in this country.

    But that guy is just a plank.
    i use to have a .22-250 buddy and I agree - a great calibre . Hardly moose suitable though ! Ha ha ha

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    Still trying to imagine what a fox would look like after a lap mag hit !

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    Hardly the kind of person to own a firearm, mind you there are a lot of B///////ters out there. You should have told him that you had a double 600 nitro express in the house and used it on big black cats that stalk the sussex countryside!! he would have probably believed you Andy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Acm View Post
    So we let this guy do a spot of pigeon shooting for us today.
    May I suggest your pre-engagement enquiry procedure is in need of serious review!

    Cheers

    Klench
    Ps: Should have asked him if he had DSCL3.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Klenchblaize View Post
    May I suggest your pre-engagement enquiry procedure is in need of serious review!

    Cheers

    Klench
    Ps: Should have asked him if he had DSCL3.
    klench , I don't have a per engagement enquiry procedure .
    It goes like this - If I like you and you do a good job , your more than welcome to return .
    If I don't you - you don't !

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