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    Roes are red

    Roses are red,
    Violets are glorious,
    Just don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorious!

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    Apparently he doesn't have a leg to stand on.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by deerstalker.308 View Post
    Apparently he doesn't have a leg to stand on.......
    I can see these jokes are going to 'run' on and on.

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    At least he can't shoot himself in the foot?
    Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it, hump it or learn from it then piss on it and walk away.

    "HOSPITALITY" - the art of making guests feel at home (when you wish they were).



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    He used a gun, maybe a blade would have been quieter.

    C

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    Quote Originally Posted by deerstalker.308 View Post
    Apparently he doesn't have a leg to stand on.......
    In his defense apparently she did "spring" on him...

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    At least he didn't try and leg it afterwards........

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    you lot are terrible!!!!!

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    ...and there's more (from a trader colleague in Durban)


    She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.

    New evidence has been found outside the Pistorious home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend's murder …… Footprints.

    When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson?

    Oscar Pistorius. Just because he has no legs doesn't mean he's unarmed.

    What did Oscar Pistorius get for Valentine's day?... 20 years.

    I guess Oscar Pistorius just got cold feet about the relationship
    Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it, hump it or learn from it then piss on it and walk away.

    "HOSPITALITY" - the art of making guests feel at home (when you wish they were).



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