I have just been in formed that my wifes oldest and bestest friend is getting married and that means 100% that a trip to Australia is on the cards !
so off i go to the office to look up sambar stalking etc on the interweb like a kiddie in a sweet shop , only for the wife to shout down the hall way , I KNOW WHAT YOUR UP TO , DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT THE RIFLE STAYS AT HOME ! (that is the poilte version !)
her reason is that when we got married , i spent every morning and evening of our honeymoon stalking sika up in inverness and aparently this trip is HER honeymoon because ive had mine !!!!!!!!
is this fair grounds for divorce ???
im really not amused !
i think we could be in for our first row shortly ......
so off i go to the office to look up sambar stalking etc on the interweb like a kiddie in a sweet shop , only for the wife to shout down the hall way , I KNOW WHAT YOUR UP TO , DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT THE RIFLE STAYS AT HOME ! (that is the poilte version !)
her reason is that when we got married , i spent every morning and evening of our honeymoon stalking sika up in inverness and aparently this trip is HER honeymoon because ive had mine !!!!!!!!
is this fair grounds for divorce ???
im really not amused !
i think we could be in for our first row shortly ......