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    Dad and Son

    Son asks his dad,
    "what`s the difference between theoretically and realistically"?.
    Dad says, "That`s hard, but i have an idea". "Ask your mum if she would sleep with the milkman for 1 million pound".
    " Mum says yes".
    Dad says,
    "ask your sister if she`ll sleep with the coalman for 2 million pound".
    "Sister says yes".
    "Well, there`s your answer son, theoretically we`re sitting on 3 million quid, but realistically we`re living with two slags".

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    Good one I like it

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