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    A Fate that awaits us all

    > My nookie days are over,
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    > My pilot light is out.
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    > What used to be my pride and joy,
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    > Is now my water spout.
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    > Time was when, on its own accord,
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    > From my trousers it would spring.
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    > But now I've got a full time job,
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    > To find the f***in' thing.
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    > It used to be embarrassing,
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    > The way it would behave.
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    > For every single morning,
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    > It would stand and watch me shave.
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    > Now as old age approaches,
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    > It sure gives me the blues.
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    > To see it hang its little head,
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    > And watch me tie my shoes!!

    accredited to Willie Nelson or so I'm informed.
    Better to have failed again than to have lifted someones leg

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    Can't take credit for it Nigel had it sent as an email, just thought I'd share it .
    Better to have failed again than to have lifted someones leg

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    They look like words to one of Ivor Bigguns songs
    Below is a link to my website.
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