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Thread: Spam Emails

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    Spam Emails

    I keep getting emails offering me viagra. Naturally they come to my spam box and get deleted.

    but I just had a thought. Am I being selfish about this? Would anyone on here benefit from having these emails forwarded to them?

    discuss ...........................................

  2. #2
    I need tablets to make it go down not up!

  3. #3
    I see they have started putting Viagra into biscuits!
    Does nothing for your sex life , but it does stop your biscuits going soft when you dunk them.

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    I have to take half a tablet everyday to stop me p155in on my slippers .
    Better to have failed again than to have lifted someones leg

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by snowy View Post
    I have to take half a tablet everyday to stop me p155in on my slippers .

    ​Lololololo

  6. #6
    Take 1 a day , stops you from rolling out of bed

  7. #7
    Just rub a tablet around your eyes - makes you look dead hard!

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    Feed them to the deer on your ground untill they stiffen up enough for you to get close enough to shoot Dave
    LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN CAST THE FIRST STONE & PREVENTION IS BETTER THAN CURE!

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    Don`t get it stuck in your throat ..... You will have a stiff neck all night.
    https://www.justgiving.com/John-Slee/
    "He who kills sow with piglets empties the forest of boar" My neighbours dad on new years eve 2011.

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    I knew a chap who combined a viagar tablet with a mogadon tablet. So, even if you DIDN'T get a f*ck, you actually didn't give a f*ck.

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