In lowland Scotland we have a wonderful informal way of setting someone up for something by asking a harmless question, usually starting with 'See how..' Works like this....

'See how you you shoot a lot of Roe deer?' 'Any chance of dropping some off next time you're passing?'

You'll get the idea....

Right - see how you guys do taxidermy? And see how things sometimes don't work out and look a bit like road kill?

I need two or three stuffed rats or stoats which look like they died by foul means so I can put them in Fenn traps as part of our display to show how they work for our educational courses for youngsters. One that actually looks alive would be a fine thing too to use in a live catch trap....

Any chance of one of you guys coming up with a donation of something suitable?