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    Aussie Helpline

    "G'day mate, Aussie Helpline...What's the problem cobber?"

    "I'm in Darwin with my sheila and she's been stung on the fanny by a wasp,
    and now her pussy has completely closed up."

    "Bummer mate!"

    "Thanks mate, I hadn't thought of that, Bye."

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    well funny lol

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    "G'day mate, Aussie Helpline...What's the problem cobber?"

    "I'm in the outback and Blue's been bitten on the end of his penis by a poisonous snake,
    what should I do?"

    "No problem. Make a small incision and suck the poison out. It'll save him."

    "There's no other way?"

    "No."

    "OK."

    "Blue mate,bad news, it's hopeless, the bloke on the Helpline says your gonna die."
    Last edited by enfieldspares; 04-07-2013 at 21:22.

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    Very good.
    However in the state of South Australia, Blue would probably survive.
    Grant
    Don't hide from your mates in the bush!

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