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  1. #1

    True or what

    I lifted this off of another forum, it would be funny if it was not true, Nothing to do with stalking, directly, but it affects us all

    Tax his land, tax his bed,
    Tax the table at which he's fed.

    Tax his tractor, tax his mule,
    Teach him taxes are the rule.

    Tax his work, tax his pay,
    He works for peanuts anyway!

    Tax his cow, tax his goat,
    Tax his pants, tax his coat.

    Tax his ties, tax his shirt,
    Tax his work, tax his dirt.

    Tax his tobacco, tax his drink,
    Tax him if he tries to think.

    Tax his cigars, tax his beers,
    If he cries tax his tears.

    Tax his car, tax his gas,
    Find other ways to tax his ass

    Tax all he has then let him know
    That you won't be done til he has no dough.

    When he screams, tax him some more,
    Then tax him til he's really sore.

    Then tax his coffin, tax his grave,
    Tax the sod in which he's laid.

    Put these words upon his tomb,
    'Taxes drove me to my doom ...'
    When he's gone, do not relax,
    It's time to apply inheritance tax.

    Accounts Receivable Tax
    Airline surcharge tax
    Airline Fuel Tax
    Airport Maintenance Tax
    Airport Noise Tax

    Building Permit Tax
    Cigarette Tax
    Corporate Income Tax

    Capital gains Tax
    Death Tax
    Dog License Tax
    Driving License Tax
    Excise Taxes
    Income Tax

    Unemployment Tax
    Fishing License Tax
    Food License Tax
    Petrol Tax
    Gross Receipts Tax
    Health Tax
    Inheritance Tax
    Interest Tax
    Insurance Tax

    Alcohol Tax
    Luxury Taxes
    Marriage License Tax
    Health Care Tax
    Mortgage Tax
    Personal Income Tax
    Property Tax
    Poverty Tax
    Prescription Drug Tax ;
    Property Tax
    Real Estate Tax
    Retail Sales Tax
    Service Charge Tax
    Stamp Duty Tax

    School Tax
    Local Surcharge Taxes
    Vehicle License Registration Tax
    Vehicle Sales Tax

    Water Tax
    Watercraft Registration Tax
    Well Permit Tax
    Workers Compensation Tax


    Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world.

    We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middleclass, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.

    What happened? Can you spell 'politicians?'

    And I have to 'press 1' for English!?!?!?!?


  2. #2
    Oh so very true JAYB. I wonder what`s in store for the next 100 years.

  3. #3
    A rather simple way of explaining why there are so many who dont work and are on the benefits/dole - they are the one's with money!
    There are even tv programmes explaining now why they dont go back to work!


  4. #4
    Also a case of to many cheifs and not enough indians,somebodys got pay all those cheifs wages.Why's it bloody well got to be me

  5. #5

    says it all countries gone to the dogs and they even taxed them

  6. #6
    It all started 100 years ago when they intorduced the worst of them all - INCOME TAX!

  7. #7
    all true

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    Don't know how much truth is in the latest rumours that I have been hearing, One is stating that every home in the UK has its own barcode for a future charge, another says if you have anything that could be construed as a "view" it will be "Extra", sounds like the old window tax that caused so many landed gentry to brick up a few windows could be making its way back via the back door!

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