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    Never Mess Wiith A Woman

    Job at the FBI

    The FBI had an opening for an assassin .
    After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists;
    two men and a woman.

    For the final test, the FBI agents took one of
    the men to a large metal door and handed
    him a gun.

    'We must know that you will follow your
    Instructions no matter what the circumstances.

    Inside the room you will find your wife sitting
    in a chair . . . kill her!!'

    The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could
    never shoot my wife.'

    The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man
    for this job. Take your wife and go home.'

    The second man was given the same instructions.
    He took the gun and went into the room. All was
    quiet for about 5 minutes.

    The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried,
    but I can't kill my wife..' The agent said, 'You don't
    have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

    Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the
    same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the
    gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one
    after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
    banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was
    quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the
    woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

    'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said.

    'I had to beat him to death with the f # cking chair.'


    Women - don't mess with them

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    Exelent !
    Walk little- look often .

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