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    Chris says to his father.

    "Dad I just passed my drivers test and I was wondering if you could help me buy my first car".

    His father said hed make a deal with his son

    "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then well talk about the car."

    The boy thought about that for a moment, decided hed settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.

    After about six weeks his father said

    "Son, youve brought your grades up and Ive observed that you have been studying your Bible, but Im disappointed you havent had your hair cut."

    The boy said,

    "You know, Dad, Ive been thinking about that, and Ive noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hairand theres even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair."

    The Dad replied:

    Did you also notice they walked everywhere ?

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