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    Australian barbie

    An English guy relocates to the outback in Australia.
    He'd
    been living there a few days, when the phone rang.


    He answered the phone and the guy on the other end introduced himself as his neighbour, he told him he lived on a smallholding 50 miles away and would like to welcome him to Australia.
    The neighbour then said, "Why don't you drop by on Saturday at about 7.30 for a real Australian barbie?"
    "Yes, I'd like that", said the Englishman, "But what's a real Australian barbie?"
    The Aussie said, "Well, we eat as much as we want, drink as much of the amber brew as we want and have as much sex as we want".
    "The Englishman said, "Sounds great, what's the dress code?"
    "The Aussie said, "Wear what you like mate, there'll only be the two of us".




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    Quote Originally Posted by Edchef View Post
    An English guy relocates to the outback in Australia.
    He'd
    been living there a few days, when the phone rang.


    He answered the phone and the guy on the other end introduced himself as his neighbour, he told him he lived on a smallholding 50 miles away and would like to welcome him to Australia.
    The neighbour then said, "Why don't you drop by on Saturday at about 7.30 for a real Australian barbie?"
    "Yes, I'd like that", said the Englishman, "But what's a real Australian barbie?"
    The Aussie said, "Well, we eat as much as we want, drink as much of the amber brew as we want and have as much sex as we want".
    "The Englishman said, "Sounds great, what's the dress code?"
    "The Aussie said, "Wear what you like mate, there'll only be the two of us".



    Posted at 20.36.... well I thought it was funny, good stuff mate keep ,em coming.

    Cheers WB

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    God bless Jethro....Train dont come cambourne tuesday

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